The calendar flips, the ice gets that perfect early-season shine, and just like that—we’re staring down another year of pure, unfiltered hockey chaos. One full season of Crazy Hockey Dad is already in the books. What a ride.
From the first puck drop to the last buzzer, you’ve been there with us—grabbing wax, trading stories, tagging us in locker-room selfies, and proving that the hockey family is as passionate (and hilarious) as we always believed. Our new wax lineup is already hitting stores, and we’re already spotting Crazy Hockey Dad stickers on helmets in rinks all over the country. Trust us, that’s just the start. More gear, more attitude, and a few surprises are on the way for this season.
And of course…Hank McSlapshot.
The Godfather of Crazy Hockey Dads hasn’t slowed down one bit. Word is, during a summer “skills session,” Hank McSlapshot showed up at the community rink at 6 a.m. wearing a vintage bucket helmet, carrying three sticks, and a thermos the size of a Zamboni. He told the kids: “If you’re not the first one at the rink, you’re already late.” Then he accidentally joined the U12 scrimmage, back-checked like a man possessed, and scored the only goal with a no-look backhand. Legend has it he celebrated with a celly so big the lights flickered. Classic Hank McSlapshot—half myth, all heart.
So here we go again. Another season of frozen mornings, loud barns, and unforgettable moments. We’re lacing them up, and we know you are too.
Stay tuned for fresh drops, new accessories, and a few curveballs only Hank McSlapshot could dream up. Hockey isn’t just a game for us—it’s the bond that keeps this crazy family together.
Do as Hank and Stay Crazy!